“Dr. Spaceman, is it true that bread eats away at your brain?!”
“We have no way of knowing – because the powerful bread lobby keeps stopping my research!”
Yes, you’ll have to wait through a quick commercial at the beginning. But is there any wait not worth the glory of the Tracy Jordan Meat Machine?
After all, bread actually IS “one of the worst things in the world!”**
**Bread is not actually one of the worst things in the world. I have a nice hunk of traditionally prepared, fermented sourdough bread at each year’s Weston A. Price Foundation conference (smothered in about a pound of raw butter, of course). But, for the purposes of the Meat Machine, I think we can all take the joke – and agree that MODERN bread probably is actually one of the worst things in the world!
This cracked me up – I just had pizza after a 30-day 100% paleo diet, and my stomach hurt for three days! It definitely wasn’t worth it; I’ll stick to meatza from now on.