And when I say “Buzzzzzz,” I mean literally.
While I’ve decreased my coffee load in favor of skin care teas and tonics, I couldn’t resist taking this Chameleon Cold Brew home with me the other day. Why? The label is cool, and their tagline is “Coffee, Evolved.” (#Paleo)
I was loving the cold brew flavor and the funky chameleon graphic…that is, until the lizard walked off of the bottle and started singing the Line Lizard song to me.
That’s when I realized I was way over-caffeinated. Apparently, reading the “3X CAFFEINE” warning would have helped me avoid this. I should’ve listened to Mrs. Featherbottom and read the label.
(Either that, or “they” should pass a law saying all labels must be read to you by the cashier at checkout so you never have to own responsibility for what happens to you, ever. [*sarcasm*])
What?! Somebody should be responsible for my caffeine-induced chameleonic hallucinations!
Now, on to the real Paleo Buzz: there are cool things happenin’ at the local grocer!
If you haven’t tried Steve’s Original PaleoGoods before, I highly suggest you go for it. I never leave home, go to the airport, or catch a movie without PaleoGoods in tow. Cinnamon Krunch, the Apple Pie PaleoKit, and Buffalo Chicken Jerky are my faves. Bonus: your purchase supports Steve’s Club, a cause near and dear to my heart.
I write a Body Care column for Paleo Mag, and I was so excited to see the pub that I showed the cashier my bio and photograph, which is printed in the opening page. She looked at me…then back at the page…then back at me. Then, she laughed. Hard.
Maybe because in my bio I look like this:
And when I go to Whole Foods I look like this:
Just sayin. I get it.
Happy Friday, everyone!